Disturbingly similar real life exchange had while taking a dump at work. Hear guy come in and use next stall He gets a video call, answers mid-shit Hear woman's voice ask where he is, he says taking a

Disturbingly similar real life exchange had while
taking a dump at work.
Hear guy come in and use next stall
He gets a video call, answers mid-shit
Hear woman's voice ask where he is, he says
taking a shit.
She says prove it
Hear his weight shift off if toilet bowl, he
shuffles around
She says "nice, me too"
Hear her rip ass worse than that one time
drank Epsom salt after Mexican food
This dude is trying to smell it through the
phone, sniffing loudly.
finish up and leave, he leaves his stall just as
finish washing my hands. His face told me he
wasn't aware anyone else was there.