Anonymous 04/03/16(Sun)23:04:20 >=17543145 »=17544215 >>17543097 [creepy deepweb stories]: have a few. If like this one, I'll post more. >Be two years ago >Dicking around with Polish friend >Head onto

Anonymous 04/03/16(Sun)23:04:20 >=17543145 »=17544215
>>17543097
[creepy deepweb stories]:
have a few. If like this one, I'll post more.
>Be two years ago
>Dicking around with Polish friend
>Head onto Hidden Wiki, AnonChan, etc.
>On anonchan, some dude posts a link and some cyrillic script with lots of exclamation points
>Luckily enough, my buddy reads Russian
>Translates it:
>"it's up again;
>fuck it, why not?
>Click the link
Here's what we saw:
>Three dudes in military uniforms, shown only from the neck down
>Speaking excitedly and super high-pitched/nervously in russian
>Friend reads russian better than he speaks it, but he catches a few phrases
>Basically, these guys are scared and excited, they're getting “another one,” etc.
>Eventually it becomes clear that they're out on the ice in some random-ass lake in siberia, ice fishing
>After a few minutes of nervous chatter, fucking assault rifles start going off
>Camera swings around wildly, eventually focusing on a poorly-lit hole in the ice
>gurgling and splashing noises coming from it
>These dudes, and others, are just straight pumping bursts down the hole
>Eventually, after another few minutes, these dudes use long hooked poles to dig around and then heave something up
Shit you not:
>20+ foot long fish-like snake looking fucker, at LEAST 3.5 feet in diameter
say it was an anaconda but it was brown and it had really nasty, flabby fins that they grabbed and stretched out; full of sea lice and holes and shit
>Big black eyes, mouth full of the gnarliest teeth have ever seen
>Huge air sacs on its underside, looked like a lungfish or some shit
>Video cuts to a series of photos of the thing, better-lit than the video, presumably because they're shot with flash
>Mottled brown skin with plenty of blood smeared all over it (from the bullets/scraping the sides of the hole they pulled it out of?)
>One of the pictures showed what guessing was the contents of its stomach, and there was all sorts of crazy shit in there
Dont swimming in Russia