choose your fighter

Barbarian
I Only trusts programming languages written before 1998
Can recite man pages from memory
Only uses JIM; removing hands from Keyboard is considered failure
Rogue
Spends their day trying to find compromised servers for crypto mining
Outsources their work to low-income contractors
Has never paid for a software license
Wizard
Somehow knows every library and framework
Delivers new features daily using the most advanced methods
Their code requires at least 5 developers to debug
Cleric
Speaks entirely in references to Clean Code and Design Patterns
я Has never written а Ппе of production code without a test
Takes months to deliver a feature, but the edge cases are covered
Druid
Manages infra for the the entire org
Reads TCP traces all day for fun
Insists to be addressed their fursona after hours