9 Anonymous 07/25/16(Моп)00:32:11 No.82523258 >be Chinese >wake up for work >elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half >use Stairs instead >can't use car because the garage collapsed on it >b

9 Anonymous 07/25/16(Моп)00:32:11 No.82523258
>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use Stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks