Yep, that's me

"Is that a webpage? GOD
Scrapes web pages collect GONNA SCRAAAAAAAAPE"
Doesn't know what an API is
shock
Keeps CloudFlare and other anti-bot Retinas cooked to a crisp due to
services on their toes staring at an IDE all day
Doesn't properly cache scraped
data, often leading to tonnes of
requests per second which overloads Current time? You mean
smaller websites
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Forgot English, now only knows XPath Analytics companies fear him