Recommended 6 on record (2.8 hrs at review This game devoured my soul and даме а reason to keep breathing through the misery. Before Umamusume: Pretty Derby, was bitchless, broke, starved for serotoni

Recommended
6 on record (2.8 hrs at review
This game devoured my soul and даме а reason to keep
breathing through the misery.
Before Umamusume: Pretty Derby, was bitchless, broke,
starved for serotonin, and violently unbased.
Then I saw her Oguri Cap shining like a silvery carb-fueled
deity on my screen.
She ran a race after digesting 14 metric tons of rice,
and didn’t even sweat.
Shakespeare? Illiterate.
Tolkien? Mid.
Oguri Cap? Built different.
Her thighs could crush tanks.
Her eyes pierce into my soul.
She doesn't just run she ascends across the track like a war
crime with legs.
This wasn’t a game. This was a religious experience. A
transmission from God himself: “You will never be enough. But
she will.”
10/10
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