Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)03:05:28 No.163991421 >get used to talking to myself because live alone with two cats >Say dumb shit constantly, really awkward jokes and non-sequitur threats towards the cats 2

Anonymous 02/16/22(Wed)03:05:28 No.163991421
>get used to talking to myself
because live alone with two cats
>Say dumb shit constantly, really
awkward jokes and non-sequitur
threats towards the cats
26 JPG >Wake up early one morning to
creaking sounds of what assume is
a cat pushing shit around on the kitchen counter
>Yell down the hallway
>"SOMEBODY'S GOING ТО BE REALLY UPSET WHEN
HOLD THEM DOWN AND STAB THEIR ASSHOLE
WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE!"
>Hear my back door open and close and my chain
link gate clatter shut