Anonymous 04/08/25(Тие)04:01:11 №.209986497 #>209986654 >>209986693 22009991304 >>209902463 22209992474 22209993646 DARK SOULS >2209995973 >*epic string overture starts* >ONCE EVERY GENERATION, A FANT

Anonymous
04/08/25(Тие)04:01:11
№.209986497
#>209986654 >>209986693
22009991304
>>209902463
22209992474
22209993646
DARK SOULS
>2209995973
>*epic string overture starts*
>ONCE EVERY GENERATION, A FANTASY
SAGA IS RELEASED THAT DEFINES AN ERA
THIS... IS NOT THAT SAGA
>*String music cuts out as fart sound effect
plays*
LET THE DOGS OUT
>*Jack Black spawns at a bonfire*
>"BONFIRE LIT BABYYY"
>*Starts alr guitaring*
>GET READY TO SUMMON YOUR CLOSEST
FRIENDS FOR THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE
SUMMER
>*shot of fighting a horde is skeletons*
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>Godfrey: "Bring me the Elden Ring!”
>WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
>Timothy Chalamet: "They call him the
Tarnished One..."
>*Shot of Jack Black fumbling down some
on Tarnished"
>With Tilda Swinton as Malenia
>The Rock as Godfrey the Grafted
>And Chris Pratt as the voice of the Elden
Beast
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
>*rapid sequence of Jack Black fat rolling
around frustrated bosses*
>*Final cut shows him puffing and wheezing
as Godrick lifts his staff to smack*
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
>Confused Godrick: "walt for what?"
points up to his stamina bar
replenished back to full*
>"For that
>*Starts successfully dodge rolling Godrick
again*
WHO WHO WHO WHO
>JACK BLACK 15...
>*music suddenly cuts out as a boss hits
in the testicles*
>*cut to closeup of his summons
wincing*
>Dave Bautista: “oof, right in the
>music starts again
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
THE TARNISHED ONE. GET GUD, JULY 17
>*final shot is Jack Black respawning at a
bonfire, with a serious look on his face* "let's
try that again