Anonymous SRcLB++N No.336011372 >>336009366 turn 44 next month and only have $15 in my savings account and rent a 1 bedroom apartment for $950 a month. I've been subsisting off of a huge stockpile of — мем — memoteka
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Anonymous SRcLB++N No.336011372 >>336009366 turn 44 next month and only have $15 in my savings account and rent a 1 bedroom apartment for $950 a month. I've been subsisting off of a huge stockpile of

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Anonymous SRcLB++N
No.336011372
>>336009366
turn 44 next month and only have $15 in my savings
account and rent a 1 bedroom apartment for $950 a
month. I've been subsisting off of a huge stockpile of
turnips and potatoes I've managed to keep from spoiling
for 7 month so far (stuffed them in burlap sacks and into
the back of my walk in closet that has a cement wall that's
always really cool for some reason so it seems to act as a
sort of root cellar).
Anyways once realized that women seek only to steal my
vital essence in order to pursue pseudo-immortality via
energy vampirism and future-genetic-payloads (offspring)
in a sort of automatic way that includes feigning
emotional attachment and sentience, lost interest in the
rat race. Been working odd jobs, mostly late night security
jobs where can things like scour the web for obscure
ebooks to add to my data archives (which will be burying
in a time capsule soon for future generations).
When get really hungry just lurk in the bushes the
edge of town and bash deer in the head with a hammer
and use my truck winch to drag the corpse into the truck
bed. clean the corpse out behind the derelict dairy queen
and pack the meat into duffel bags so that when haul the
meat into my apartment it just looks like coming back
from hockey practice or something.
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