BRO CAN I VENT TO REAL QUICK? literally just want a who's short, petite, no body hair, good at sex, doesn't show any skin, conservative, loves god, loves to give head, is a virgin, has no guy friends,

BRO CAN I VENT TO
REAL QUICK?
literally just want a who's short, petite, no body hair, good at sex, doesn't show
any skin, conservative, loves god, loves to give head, is a virgin, has no guy friends,
likes the same music as me, loves to game, loves to watch me game, anti social,
anxious, daddy issues, abandonment issues, attachement issues, big perky DDD tits,
tiny waiste, flat stomach, thigh gap, bubble butt, super tight (must shave it
everyday), loves dark humor jokes, cuddles, will have sex a day, submissive,
bisexual (but only has 3somes girls) has minimal digital footprint, doesnt have
snapchat, tik tok, or instagram, preferably asian, loves anime, is a homebody, and will
worship me"
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?