4 A SSS me My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find а woman laying on the 4 bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue, Afte — мем — memoteka
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4 A SSS me My friend is in forensics and works on crime scenes. They find а woman laying on the 4 bathroom floor with a head wound and live baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt residue, Afte

2026-10-20 17:41

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4
A
SSS
me
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find а woman laying on the 4
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue, After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster’s tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster’s head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby Chicago 2 001
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks и
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the Lobster Love Incident
bathtub and dies.
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К happened in Chicago in 2001

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