inf ist Don't be an Infosec racist! We live in a progressive world and your views on infosec are outdated! Unlike what school and parents have taught you, everyone in the world isn’t as secure as you!

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Don't be an Infosec racist!
We live in a progressive world and your views on infosec are outdated!
Unlike what school and parents have taught you, everyone in the world isn’t as secure as you!
You have been lied to!
Make sure to use megacorp-respecting terminology to avoid offending your local megacorps whenever you
discuss security online!
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Regular phishing E-mail Sophisticated social engineering attack
Bored high school teenager Team of Russian hackers
Public bucket without authentication Targeted data breach
Fleet of Raspberry Pis with default State-sponsored botnet
password
AWS, GCP, Azure, etc. Our global infrastructure
Secure password algorithm
SSLv3 Military-grade security
The .exe file that Martha from accounting Backdoor of unknown origin
clicked
Tape library that nobody remembers Backup infrastructure
Old ERP client written in Java that plugs Our internal systems
directly into an SQL server
Web service running as root Privilege escalation
4chan State-backed hacking group
shit fuck jesus what the hell “Engineers are already working on a fix”
we when did we last test our backups”