Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 №.819003901 just got released from prison. Four years. robbed а fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault. Money’s gone. Fucking dye packs. well, could have bee

Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 №.819003901
just got released from prison. Four years. robbed а
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money’s gone. Fucking dye packs. well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what Drive a truck?
Anonymous
No.819004321
Here's what you
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: “REAL Bank Robber
Critiques СТА5 Bank Heist Mission’
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when hit the bank, the cops
were on much quicker than this, so not sure
this is entirely accurate”
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at subs and growing
and all you is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of