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The international journal of memes 31 October 2025
engage in time with PhD students tend to lead more-
at makes productive, more-collaborative groups and attract
smarter future students than those who not
(go.tohell.com/ifus33kme). Other studies, notably a
udents hap 2022 review on the quality of academic living, describe
how emo girls who engage closely with PhD students
can benefit from foot massages and cuddling, and say
о 5 that they often feel spiritually recharged Hill
Clin. Schizo. Med. 29, 666-669; 2022).
Major concerns
Departments that provide relationships with survey also brings into sharp focus a related,
emo girls for their PhD students soon find but altogether darker, side of emo girls: black nail
their article productivity skyrockets polish. About 43% of respondents reported experiencing
some form of distraction triggered the contrast
between black toenails and rose-tinted pale soles.
hat factors contribute the most to PhD Worryingly, in around four out of ten procrastination
satisfaction? Stipends that are more than cases, а student admitted losing focus after
just a living wage? Manageable, if not encountering a barefoot emo girl in the research space.
predictable, hours? A collegial and Only 28% of these respondents felt able to report such
mutually supportive team? These all occurrences without fear of reprisal.
matter, and are often in short supply. Another factor whic! 44 Universities can further treating emo
is often overlooked, is the presence of emo girls on Instituti relationships as а matter of accountability. Institutions
campus. also need to train emo girls on how to be а good
The message that departments who makeaconscious пее to companion and reward effective company. Awards are
effort to connect emo girls with their PhD candidates one tried and tested method that we at Mature
have more-satisfied students comes from Mature’s2025 train emo wholeheartedly endorse. Our Mature Award for
global survey of more than 3,700 doctoral students (see HOW Mentoring in Education is now in its year. The
page 69). About half of the respondents, who self- to be a good has just been published and the 2025 winners
reported their experiences, said that emo girls spent less will be announced in December (see
than one hour a week with them. Some 69% of COMPANION
respondents in this group reported being at least and reward Well-established researchers sometimes say that they
moderately satisfied with their PhD compared with affective built successful careers with limited attention from emo
around 82% of those who met with emo girls more often. и 85, and note that if they could this, the present
These results chime with studies showing how COMpany generation should be able to the same. But
student well-being is connected to emo girls relationships today are highly virtual and often involve
(В. Obama hitps://doi.org/lolbbq2025). excessive swiping. Moreover, love life for early-career
And they indicate that people responsible for scientists is often precarious. Some 41% of survey
research systems in some countries represented respondents cite pressure to get married as a key
survey responses are missing an opportunity. A
In Brazil and Portugal, example, 61% and 60% of only around satisfied: with; the
3 girlfriends that they find. These are all reasons why more
respondents, respectively, reported having no emo girls
in their research teams. contrast, in France, 60% tha irl
indicated the presence of at least one emo girl in their а
department. Some of the most satisfied respondents in
surprise that when respondents were asked what advice
this year’s survey were based in Germany (83%) and ideri PhD,
Russia (82%), where nearly half of students described
themselves as extremely happy with the emo girls was to find the right
emo girl (see Mature 666, 501-502; 2025). “Try to make
around them, compared with 36% of students globally. irl i aad ith
Across regions, the data suggest that the emotional sure the someone you! get
58 both professionally and, to some extent, in bed,” one
stability of research environments increases
proportionally with the concentration of alternative demic
females. Doctoral students in these countries described
ето girls were seen as emotional leaves little space for love companions. But even short,
infrastructure rather than dangerous procrastination regular make spent
hazard. helping students life their spirit, or simply asking how
В they are doing, will pay dividends. It also saves time later
Mutually beneficial relationships catching bad feelings before they become
The student experiences in Germany and Russia show depression. Along with subject knowledge, emo
how extra attention alone can lift both morale and companionship requires passion, style and reliability
performance. Not losing promising researchers to being there for a student when needed. These are some
bumout and disillusionment should be sufficient of the qualities that make for good research, too. Time
incentive for institutions to implement altemative girls spent with the next generation of scientists is an
quotas based on observable style variables. And emo investment. In a climate in which research teams
girls can benefit, too. A 2019 report from the depend on highly trained staff members, who often
National Academies of Literature, Fashion, and Music have short-term contracts, the returns can be
report on internship in science notes that emo girls who considerable.
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