me 2025 маке brush my teeth stick government mandated COVID 2, testing toothbrush down my throat for 22 JPG mandatory morning test be negative old piece of bread and water for breakfast because no mor

me 2025
маке
brush my teeth
stick government mandated COVID
2,
testing toothbrush down my throat for
22 JPG
mandatory morning test
be negative
old piece of bread and water for breakfast because
no more food
shopping
need to blood test before entering super market
wait in queue for two hours
super market shelves basically empty because no
more supply chain
buy more old bread
bread now costs $299 per loaf because inflation
to get daily mandatory booster
need to noon COVID test before getting booster
по more rapid tests, so doctor sticks toothbrush
down my throat again
COVID variants ran out of Greek letters in 2022,
names now sponsored companies
test negative for Pepsi Light variant, but have only
had seven boosters against new Snickers Extra
Crunchy variant
get my eight booster
win booster bingo because this was my
vaccination with Pfizer in a row
get free ice cream
haven't had any sweets since the great dairy and
sugar shortage began in 2023
mfw this is literally the best day in years