4 Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)04:32:28 No.66602384 >'Christopher, son, did ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider descended from the vile Ungoliant! which used to read aloud

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Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)04:32:28 No.66602384
>'Christopher, son, did ever tell you the
full story of Shelob? You know, the
monstrous spider descended from the vile
Ungoliant! which used to read aloud of in
our meetings of the Inklings? Well
What! didn't mention back then was Shelob
could also transform into a totally hot babe:
all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what
will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact
she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya
who will be born 13 years after die. Christopher, will be
entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame
adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this
Shelob right make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons
would have called a ecge, a real sexy bitch."
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