Anonymous 08/22/12(Wed)20:41 No.10799657 to grocery store, buy some Sprite >Pour a glass of the stuff >Suddenly have to pee to bathroom >Pee >Remember left the Sprite on the counter, should put it bac

Anonymous 08/22/12(Wed)20:41 No.10799657
to grocery store, buy some Sprite
>Pour a glass of the stuff
>Suddenly have to pee
to bathroom
>Pee
>Remember left the Sprite on the counter, should put it back
Orange Crush
>Never have bought Orange Crush before
>In the glass is still Sprite
>Receipt says purchased Sprite
>7??
>Eventually get over my confusion, to work tomorrow
>Strange new file in my Flash Drive
>what
>Check it out
>it's a video file name sprite.avi
>Confusion levels now through the roof
>Play it
my kitchen
>Some guy walks into the kitchen
>Now horrified
>He picks up the entire 2 liter bottle and guzzles it all down in a gulp
>Looks guilty
>He pulls a 2 liter bottle of Orange Crush out of his pocket and puts it on the table in it's place
>Walks out
>Call cops. show them video
>They never find anything about it, are equally as confused
>Eventually, also get over that, although lock my windows
>Wake up one moring
>Note on table
>"Sorry about giving you an inferior drink,”
>Give cops note, don't find anything on that either
>Still really paranoid even though this happened years ago
Also, fuck him. Orange Crush is gross.