Anonymous 03/29/25(Sat)23:17:40 No.80801575 In the office, we adopted a cat and named him Connor. He's officially employed the company to hunt mice and provide emotional support to the staff. We even

Anonymous
03/29/25(Sat)23:17:40 No.80801575
In the office, we adopted a cat and
named him Connor. He's officially
employed the company to hunt
mice and provide emotional
support to the staff. We even
provide him with a salary that we
use to buy him food and toys.
But last month, we hired a new guy,
also named Connor. And to avoid confusion, we started
calling him "Human Connor."
Human Connor then suggested we rename the cat "Cat
Connor" and let him be just Connor. But, of course, that
was ridiculous. Connor was here first and, seniority,
he outranks him in the company's hierarchy. So no, he
remains "Human Connor."