Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)21:47:42 No.503419083 >>503427653 >арру for accounting job the way there’s a haunted spirit in the office so you'll need at least some basic exorcism skills" NOPE >apply for a j

Anonymous 04/27/25(Sun)21:47:42 No.503419083 >>503427653
>арру for accounting job
the way there’s a haunted spirit in the office so you'll need at least some basic exorcism skills"
NOPE
>apply for a job in sales
a lot of our potential customers are from beyond the shadow realm and it requires...
NOPE
>apply for a job in an automotive shop
"some of the cars we work on might come to life and try to run over so..."
NOPE
>apply for lab technician job
"we'll also be needing you to extract some ectoplasm from..."
NOPE
>apply to work at fucking mcdonalds
"this location is actually built on top of an indian burial ground and..."
NOPE
>apply to join the military
you have any experience with plasma based weapons or hunting undead spirits"
NOPE
>apply to work in a video editing department
"sometimes you might get a japanese ghost girl emerging from your monitor and you'll need to know the adobe premiere shortcuts to deal
with that"
NOPE
SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE FUCKING GHOST JOBS