me, sleep deprived half an hour ago >Get startled phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?” >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if woke you. 98 JPG Could ask for a favor?" >Oh

me, sleep deprived half an hour
ago
>Get startled phone ringing
>It's one of my players
>Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?”
>Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if woke you.
98 JPG Could ask for a favor?"
>OhGod Someone.gif >Me:
sure? Shoot."
>Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but left my laptop
at the office so can't play them.’ >NaniTheFuck.mp3
>Me: "She listens to to fall asleep?"
>Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
"Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.”
>Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
>Me: "Hey, [daughters it's uncle Anon."
>Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
>Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep
into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
>Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
>Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. should have thanked him.
the dumb dumb mister.