How to spota ‘fake’ gamer Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames™ Will often say need пер passing this level it's really hard” then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft 200

How to spota ‘fake’ gamer
Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames™
Will often say need пер passing this level it's really hard” then when
you look at their screen it's running Microsoft 2007
They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and
it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
Their Xbox One 6 actually a series of tissue boxes together with the
word painted over it
When you ask their favourite video game they respond doing a series
of backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the
question in the first place
Keeps a secret diary with HATE VIDEO GAMES AND NEVER PLAY
written on every page