>first day of college >walk into Computer Science 101 class >look around, normie MacBooks and pleb laptops abound >reach into backpack >summon up all my strength >power lift my gaming laptop onto the

>first day of college
>walk into Computer Science 101 class
>look around, normie MacBooks and pleb laptops
abound
>reach into backpack
>summon up all my strength
>power lift my gaming laptop onto the desk
>catch my breath for a moment
>reach into my backpack again
>once again summon my strength
>pull out the charging cable (the laptop only lasts 5
minutes without a charge)
>drop it onto the desk, aloud THUMP echoes
throughout the classroom and into the hallways
>the classroom is now staring in awe of the monster
I've just unleashed
>plug the cable in, sparks fly as though Zeus himself
blessed the connection
>classmates look on in horror as open the laptop
>as hover my finger towards the power button,
some students begin trying to escape the room
>but there is no escape
>press the power button
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