ТНЕ 28 WELL- 77 My DRESSED PROGRAM- МЕК (3) 2 1) Hat to cover hair pulled out in cover Retr 2) on for sing up 3) Ivy-League-styled narrow and mind. 4) Short tie to prevent entanglement in card-reading

ТНЕ
28
WELL-
77
My
DRESSED
PROGRAM-
МЕК
(3) 2
1) Hat to cover hair pulled out in
cover Retr
2) on for sing up
3) Ivy-League-styled narrow
and mind.
4) Short tie to prevent entanglement in
card-reading machinery. A
5) Self-addressed job offers for mailing
salary review time. (16)
6) Alcohol-resistant suit.
7) Hand:
Jandy resume pocket. i i
8) Glove for preventing Coffee Cup
Callus.
О 2А
9) containing profession- 4
a. Upper lip stiffener (spray can),
Package of rubberized points for A
stretching,
Fifth of 110-proof inspiration,
4. Knits for picking, 2)
Fifteen (15) stock excuses, к
“WWs machine failure.” у
the programming system.”
operator
Condiments for inclusion in pro-
grams:
1 quart of flexibility, В
1 gross of modular designs,
2 gross of open ends.
10) Boots so won't get cold feet.
11) Hobnails to prevent slipping on i
schedules. 2]
WER 2:
12) Wide soles for thin ice. 2
=1
13) Pants to plan seat of. 4
14) Pillow to help absorb staff shake- SSS
ups. 2
15) Large pocket for the Big Picture. 1
16) Bottomless pocket for keeping
maintenance requests.
17) Pencils with no lead, which will not
write documentation.
18) Plasticized shirt so lose same В
contracts.
19) Coin to aid key-decision making,
20) Confident expression for sched-
uling meetings.
21) Rose colored glasses to look at
customer complaints with.
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January 1965 DATAMATION