rioblitzle to the shop and ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. ask if there's somewhere else can to bu — мем — memoteka
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rioblitzle to the shop and ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. ask if there's somewhere else can to bu

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rioblitzle
to the shop and ask if they have any raspberries. they say no,
they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the
last 15 years. ask if there's somewhere else can to buy
raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only
shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other
shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all
raspberries forever. ask if they're possibly planning on them selling
them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, encounter someone eating raspberries. ask and
they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the
shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me toa
field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own,
they're free for all the town to pick whenever like.
someone comes up behind It's the shop manager, President of
Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that
blows up and kills both of instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars
worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Raspberries
Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to
the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't piracy or
something please

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