Chad 2000 Virgin 2019 website Demands a specific resolution Not afraid to Powerful Java applets Adjusts to all screen sizes use bright colors like a pussy Rounded edges on every element so nobody gets

Chad 2000
Virgin 2019 website
Demands a specific resolution
Not afraid to
Powerful Java applets
Adjusts to all screen sizes
use bright colors
like a pussy
Rounded edges on every
element so nobody gets hurt
Everything is white
Funny animated gifs
No
Forced smooth scroll
Я
Barely uses JavaScript,
as things should be
rope
Warns about cookies
Everything animated
Beautiful backgrounds
require a fancy
like clouds, space ога
Begs for email addresses
nice leather finish
backend like Node or any API,
free FTP server is fine
Requires JavaScript
to show anything
“Values” your privacy
Offers useful toolbars
Has a supbage that’s
that extend your browsers
just called “Downloads”
functionality
Wants to know
Wants to show
your location
notifications
discriminate against
Works properly with
other countries or bots
Internet Explorer