File: (88 2 Anonymous 12/13/22(Тие)17:27:33 №.14321093 >>14321121 >>14321538 >>14321542 >>14321602 >>14321787 Imagine if China conquered Japan and slowly assimilated all Japanese people until they bec

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Imagine if China conquered Japan and slowly assimilated all Japanese people until they became
indistinguishable from themselves. As the Chinese rules over Japan, the original Japanese culture
becomes wiped out.
Hundreds of years later, the Chinese empire begins to weaken and fall apart. The inhabitants of Japan
У begin to fight for the independence. American weeaboos, longing to restore the land of their animes,
volunteer to fight for the Japanese resistance. But when they arrive in Japan, they are sorely disappointed
the zhangoid faces. Their expectations of eating authentic sushi are dashed the crypto-chinese
inhabitants who eat mein and peking duck. The American weeaboo legion recites speeches from naruto
lhe” and k-on to inspire the Japanese soldiers, but they just look on blankly. Nevertheless, they keep fighting
и the Chinese overlords are pushed out. The American weeaboos are pleased that Japan exists again,
sinking feeling that the real Japan is gone forever still lingers.
Now replace China with Turkey, Japan with Greece, American weeaboos with English classical scholars,
and this shit actually happened.