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After you die, you get access toa
database with all the information ever
known or collected throughout
human history. What you search
for first?
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Find out what database software they use, how
much data they have, and begin looking at the
table structure and relationships.
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Plot twist: It’s Mongo and the entirety of
human history is stored in a single JSON
object. The top level is a key called “events”
and the value is an unsorted array.
Turns god is nervous admin
waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse
stuff in the Bible was actually just a
misunderstanding of him saying "Guys you
don't get it, literally built this shit in seven
days when probably should've spent years
on it. But management was pressuring me to
deliver in seven days so had to hack
together this garbage and it will definitely
break any minute now.
in the Bible. On the day
he tested.