It's canonical fact that Doomguy spent three years doing nothing but watch porn every single day before he single-handedly defeated a demon invasion, yet this iconic aspect of his character is rarely

It's canonical fact that Doomguy spent three
years doing nothing but watch porn every single
day before he single-handedly defeated a demon
invasion, yet this iconic aspect of his character is
rarely explored.
Hey @DOOM, what kind of pornography does
Doomguy enjoy? #doom #porno
THE STORY SO FAR
а space marine, опе о! Earth’s toughest, hardened in
combat and trained for action. Three years ago you assaulted a
superior officer for ordering his soldiers to fire upon civilians. He
and his body cast were shipped to Pearl Harbor, while you were
transferred to Mars, home of the Union Aerospace Corporation.
The UAC is a multi-planetary conglomerate with radioactive waste facilities
on Mars and its two moons, Phobos and Deimos. по action for fifty
million miles day consisted of suckin’ Watehin restricted flicks
in the rec room.
For the last four years the military, UAC’s biggest supplier, has used the
remote facilities on Phobos and Deimos to conduct various secret projects,
including research on inter-dimensional space travel. So far they have been
able to open gateways between Phobos and Deimos, throwing a few gadgets
into one and watching them come out the other. Recently however, the Gate-