edromyheart My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the apartment. He looks around the living room at the decor and the newly painted walls. In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very good s

edromyheart
My landlord came to fix an issue to day with the
apartment. He looks around the living room at
the decor and the newly painted walls.
In a heavy Russian accent: “Your wife have very
good sense of style.”
Me: “Actually, live here alone.”
Landlord: homosexual. Figured. live in the
apartment under you.”
itsaruse
Scalped? In my
own living room?
It's more likely than you think.