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Ruby is a ruby encrusted sword, it is usually only used because of how shiny it is. РНР is а hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other you stick in through a window and then you

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Ruby is a ruby encrusted sword, it is usually only used because of how shiny
it is.
РНР is а hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other
you stick in through a window and then you sit in the car and turn the engine
on.
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Mathematica is a low earth orbit projectile cannon, it could probably
amazing things if only anyone could actually afford one.
is a powerful laser rifle strapped to a donkey, when taken off the donkey
the laser doesn’t seem to work as well.
Prolog is an weapon, you tell it what to which it does but then it also
builds some terminators to back in time and kill your mom.
И
Lisp is a shiv which comes in many forms. Anyone who uses this is probably
crazy and dangerous.

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