splotchee So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. ask her what she did. She says “Nick....i got you something. A new friend...youll never be lonely again.”

splotchee
So my mum comes home and walks up to me,
hands behind her back, giggling to herself. ask
her what she did. She says “Nick....i got you
something. A new friend...youll never be lonely
again.” And was like And she places this
in front of me
And she says “its a gnomosexual!”