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The virgin solid-state
The Chad Knowledge-Archiving
storage device
Diskette of Destiny
Reflective surface for Chad to
be able to examine his
strong jawline and other
Awful
attractive features!
price to
Hums at a frequency of 432
storage
to allow Chad to ascend into a
ratio
higher plane whilst he browses
preys on
Bodybuilding.com!
the
desires
Vibrations would make Nikola
of
Tesla jealous and have been
insecure
“known to give girls orgasms
neck-
beards.
from up to a mile away!
99.
Better
HDD
storage per
SsD
dollar ratio
Just like its user:
of
means more
Quiet
dio
money for
Boring
Dull colored
supplements!
Small
Unintimidating
В
Inefficient
sequential reads
Full 360 degree
mean slower
rotational access
Chad manually
Poor Sequential
better seque
tial read)
writes the and
Read Pattern
speeds as it fills
to achieve the
(negates speed advantage)
up. (Sad!)
Sequential read
speeds are through
maximum possible
the roof!
accuracy!