7 This is Lucky Larry Silverstein, owner of the World Trade Center. On 9/11/2001, Larry just so happened to be absent from work because of a doctor's appointment. He later claimed that the appointment

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This is Lucky Larry Silverstein,
owner of the World Trade Center.
On 9/11/2001, Larry just so happened to be absent from
work because of a doctor's appointment. He later claimed
that the appointment was cancelled, and rather than
returning to the the tower Гог his usual breakfast,
he decided to walk around New York City. Larry's family
was also absent from work that day and escaped harm,
including his daughter and son (who was running late).
Lucky Larry was also fortunate enough to have recently
taken out a Billion insurance policy only weeks before
the attacks (July 2001). He went on to attempt to claim that
amount twice (2 attacks). Luckily for Larry, he and his
family managed to escape death and profit billions from
the fall of the towers.
Way to Larry! You LUCKY bastard!