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pin it down It:
Don't give that look. We know
that our Macintosh is one of the
sexiest pieces of technology on the
я market today. And now you can bring
one directly home for a “test drive."
That's right, you can just bring it
right into your bedroom or living
и a” room, or maybe even your kitchen if
you're feeling particularly kinky.
You could even ask your local
Apple dealer if you can get some
"special modifications,” like maybe a
nice port on the back or something.
Just remember to clean it off before
you bring it back in. But let's be
honest: you won't want to after trying
out Macintosh.
After all, the hardest part of
owning a Mac isn't learning how to
use it.
It's figuring out how to get your
penis unstuck from the floppy drive.