have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language. haw was Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard. hard to write a programming la

have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language.
haw was Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard. hard
to write a programming language have а
absolutely no idea how to write a programming Ugly problems often require ugly solutions.
language. just kept adding the next logical step on
the way. We have things like protected properties. We have abstract methods. We have all this stuff that your computer
science teacher told you you shouldn't be using. don't care about this crap at all.
don't know how to stop it don't care about this crap at all.
There are people who actually like programming. [5 С
not real programmer. throw together things until it works then
don't understand why they like programming. move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're
leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that.” I'll just
restart Apache every 10 requests.
a terrible с but! ргоба still better than you Rasmus Lerdorf
@rasmus throw together things until it works
but probably still better than you Breaking the Web
not а real programmer
still really bad at writing parsers. actually hate programming
Back when PHP had less than 100 functions and the function hashing mechanism was
the function hashing mechanism was strlen()