Don't be infosec racist! We live in a progressive world and your views on infosec are outdated! Unlike what school and parents have taught you, everyone in the world isn’t as secure as you! You have b

Don't be infosec racist!
We live in a progressive world and your views on infosec are outdated!
Unlike what school and parents have taught you, everyone in the world isn’t as secure as you!
You have been lied to!
Make sure to use megacorp-respecting terminology to avoid offending your local megacorps whenever you
discuss security online!
Don’t say
say
Regular phishing E-mail
Sophisticated social engineering attack
Bored high school teenager
Team of Russian hackers
bucket without authentication
Targeted data breach
Fleet of Raspberry Pis with default
Зае- -sponsored botnet
_password
AWS, GCP, Azure, etc.
Our global infrastructure
MDS
Secure Password algorithm
Military- grade security
‘The file that Martha from accounting
Backdoor of unknown origin
clicked
Tape library that nobody remembers
Backup infrastructu
Old ERP client written in Java that plugs
Our internal systems
directly into an SQL server
Web service running as root
Privilege escalation
4спап
State-backed hacking group
shit fuck jesus what the hell
“Engineers are already working a fix’
we when did we last test our backups