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Anonymous 11/25/2025, 1:29:47 No.70105909 8 WEBP up new Windows 11 thin-and-light laptop click the start button immediately ramp to 100% CPU cores peg to 100% fills up and system uses 60 of swap displ

Anonymous 11/25/2025, 1:29:47 No.70105909 8 WEBP up new Windows 11 thin-and-light laptop click the start button immediately ramp to 100% CPU cores peg to 100% fills up and system uses 60 of swap displ

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Anonymous 11/25/2025, 1:29:47
No.70105909
8 WEBP
up new Windows 11 thin-and-light laptop
click the start button
immediately ramp to 100%
CPU cores peg to 100%
fills up and system uses 60 of swap
display starts flickering
in my room dim
my other PCs bluescreen
>router shows exponentially more telemetry
being sent to Microsoft every second
after afew moments my is saturating
internet bandwidth and power for the entire
northeast
911 goes offline
>a train carrying rabbits de-rails and smashes
into my local Apple store
goes down
serious wav
a massive earthquake
suddenly a blindingly bright white blank menu
opens and puts тет hypnosis
the screams of the damned
after afew hours it recognizes my dark mode
setting and switches to dark
thousands of casualties are reported across the
hours later, the start menu finally finishes
loading
>see an for candy crush

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