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ABUSH THE MILITARY I SURVIVED THE BUSH 09/26/21(Sun)10:21:29 No.29865456
>be in the Georgian military
>Watch duty with a buddy in the middle of a semi-wooded near the Russian border and Abkhazian state that is also a mountain
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND.
>Have shity
>middle of the night
>just chatting with the buddy
>hear a sound coming like buzzing and gargling
>look down from the hill
>nothing there or whatever that thing
iding behind a tree
>ask the buddy what it might be
>he thinks itis an animal but we don't care we have guns
>see something moving
>itis a bush
>bush is moving towards
>not a ghillie suit a big bush like
>we warn it
>we shoot a warning shot in the ground and air
>we are screaming at this point
>we start to shoot the bush nothing happens
>when it got closer saw these sticks under i like it was using its branches to walk towards
57 bullets on me after the first mag was gone ran back so did my buddy
>we are running to the base on a hilly area
>reach base tells Sargent what happened
>айег
19 a disappointed look goes outside with both of
>the bush is still moving
>TOWARDS THE FUCKING ВАЗЕ.
IT
>MY BUDDY SAW IT
>FUCKING SARGENT SAW IT
>thinks itis a suit
>Shoots it with better aim
>nothing it still comes towards slowly
>goes closer to the bush
>he sees it
>confirms it is а moving bush
>tells to back to the base and get the others
>2 more people come out
>5 people now watching a fucking bush move
>one guy says it is а new thing made the Russians to fuck with
back to base and lock every building up
>2 guys are on guard Sargent is making a call and not getting believed
>the bush fucking stops outside the base
to inspect it
>it has stopped moving
>И В a normal bush now
>the
>И В now 6:00
rising
>sargent goes to look at the bush
>sees it is a normal bush
>fucking cuts the bush with a hatched
>pours motor oil to
stomp
the bush
>get home
>make this post
scared of bushes now
SURVIVED THE BUSH 09/26/21(Sun)10:29:35 No.29865513
I was a berry bush makes a difference

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