THERE IS А МАМ IN A CAVE THAT IS TRAINING FOR THE DAY THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT YOU. HE HAS NO RUNNING WATER NO MEDICINE NO GYM AND NO SOMEDAY YOU WILL FACE HIM IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE AND IF YOU NOT TRAIN

THERE IS А МАМ IN A CAVE THAT IS TRAINING
FOR THE DAY THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT YOU. HE
HAS NO RUNNING WATER NO MEDICINE NO
GYM AND NO SOMEDAY YOU WILL FACE
HIM IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE AND IF YOU
NOT TRAIN FOR THAT DAY HE WILL DEFEAT
YOU. WHILE YOU SHITPOST ON THE INTERNET
AND MASTURBATE TO CHINESE CARTOONS
AND CONSUME THRICE YOUR DAILY CALORIC
REQUIREMENT, THE MAN IN THE CAVE
CONTINUES TO PREPARE FOR THE
INEVITABLE DAY OF BATTLE.