у Ultimate Pooper zoomer bloomer coomer stoner >love ordering chipotle online >idea >order biggest burrito possible >its amazing >take the biggest shit of my life the next morning it again >and again

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Ultimate Pooper
zoomer bloomer coomer stoner
>love ordering chipotle online
>idea
>order biggest burrito possible
>its amazing
>take the biggest shit of my life the next morning
it again
>and again
>and again
>start naming the order in hope the
chipotle staff notices
>they
>one time waiting for them to bring it out, they put
it on the shelf
>a guy walks in, checks the shelf
>looks at me andi can tell he's grinning under his
mask
>grab the order and walk out like a true man
>the next week
realize ican ask for extra beans and rice in the
order
>doit.mpeg
>name this one "Ultimate Pooper"
>i drive to the chipotle
>the burrito girl looks at me when i walk in
>she knows
>i know she knows
>she knows i know she knows
>she looks down, i grab my burrito, i walk out
love doing this every week, it makes me wonder if
she looks at me and imagines me shitting my brains
out the next morning. can feel the testosterone
coursing through my veins every time look at myself
in the mirror. Pooper,’ say to myself.
"Lam Pooper"