james hawkins Follow hedge honcho co-ceo at posthog was out to dinner recently waiter approached our table "let me fill those waters for you, we have any allerg-" before he could start pouring, i stop

james hawkins
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hedge honcho co-ceo at posthog
was out to dinner recently
waiter approached our table
"let me fill those waters for you, we have any allerg-"
before he could start pouring, i stopped him in his tracks
"sir, is something wrong?"
"yes, i don't want a single drop of water wasted on this
he seemed confused, so i explained
"a data center can use that entire jug of water to power 3
minutes of agentic workflows. that's a much higher ROI
than keeping me hydrated."
eventually, i managed to convince every table at the
restaurant to the same. they all clapped as i loaded the
spare water onto a truck heading for the closest data
center
i haven't had anything to drink in weeks, and starting
to hallucinate, but if hallucinating is good enough for the
LLMs, it's good enough for me
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