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SOFTWARE ENGINEER
CHEAT SHEET
Source: TheCooperReview.com
a non-trivial
won't be able to copy and
amount of wor
paste
This is a temporary
This is a permanent solution
solution
I'll be Finished
tell you which Monday
Мопдау
That's Funny
literally hate you
you want it done
It will be neither
fast or you want it
done right?
Just file a bug
have no idea what you’re
saying right now
That’s an expansion
forgot you needed that feature
of scope
We can't test that
We can but we
I'll just put it behind a
It will never ship
for now
fixed the bug
It started working again and
have no idea why
can’t realistically
be boxed in deadlines
estimate that
don’t think users will
have dinner reservations at 8
care about that
This is an Alpha release
It doesn’t work
This is a Beta release
We fixed a lot of bugs but it still
wor
Let’s phase 2 that
hoping you'll forget about it
We are focusing on
going to take а nap
high priority fixes only
We have a lot of
copied and pasted too much
technical debt