Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:17:20 №.66957088 >>66957125 >>66957323 >be at community college staring at my coffee in the commons >see flier for liberal arts class field trip reminder >show up at time and

Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:17:20 №.66957088 >>66957125 >>66957323
>be at community college staring at my coffee in the commons
>see flier for liberal arts class field trip reminder
>show up at time and date and take seat in the back
>professor says their driver is sick and they need a volunteer
>wait 10 seconds before raising my hands
>asks for my name
drive"
>"okay you know the area"
>nod convincingly
>16 passenger van is filled with 15 people
>professor says someone is running late and asks me to hold on
>tell him he's got a 5 minute window
>"that's fair"
>take off like a bat out of hell
>30 minutes of drive time and half way through the drive ost
you know where we are, we should have been their 20 minutes ago”
>tell him he doesn't need to know the route and turn up the music
>30 more minutes and people are agitated and yelling at me
>blow into the safeco field parking garage quickly exit and put on my Mariners cap
don't even take that class
not in college
don't have a license
Anonymous 03/12/16(Sat)00:19:05 No.66957125
>>66957088
KEK