>Be Бот in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 34 JPG who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner bought after

>Be Бот in 1949
>Don't have to fight in a war
>Be 20 years old in time for the
summer of '69
>Pick up some ridiculous 11/10
34 JPG who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in
my Plymouth Roadrunner bought
after working a summer job for a month
>She's immediately into me because she's from a
small town and the only man in her life who's
not her father or brother
>Bring her home and marry her
to get a job, hired off the street with no
experience and get trained
>Buy 10 acres of land for less than what make in
a year
>rent out my land for decades
>retire and sit around house all day looking at my
collection of boats and cars never use
Kids today just don't understand hard work and
pulling themselves up their bootstraps