"What's this?" "Your Linux desktop, sir." "Okay... but where’s the Microsoft account sign-in?" "There isn’t one, sir." "No ‘OneDrive syncing your files automatically’?" "No, sir." "No assistant whispe

"What's this?"
"Your Linux desktop, sir."
"Okay... but where’s the Microsoft account sign-in?"
"There isn’t one, sir."
"No ‘OneDrive syncing your files automatically’?"
"No, sir."
"No assistant whispering in the corner?"
“Just the terminal, sir."
“What about ads? Recommendations?"
"You'd have to install those yourself."
"So it just... respects me?"
“Terrifying, isn’t it?"