u/sputtersputterson ---1 hypothetical Coyote Barracks Hypothetically speaking what is the worst case scenario if a soldier got caught with a coyote in the barracks? And completely hypothetically what

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hypothetical Coyote Barracks
Hypothetically speaking what is the worst case
scenario if a soldier got caught with a coyote in the
barracks? And completely hypothetically what if
said coyote was actually pretty friendly and not
mean at all.
Also hypothetically if a soldier did have a coyote in
the barracks, is it okay to feed it MREs?
Hypothetically is the Tuna MRE okay? Hypothetically
you think a coyote would prefer Miller or bud
light? Hypothetically are there any exotic animal
vets that accept tricare?
Hypothetically if know my platoon sergeant cheats
on his wife should blackmail him into letting me
keep my hypothetical coyote in the event that
to hypothetically be caught?