Anal railgun

Dread Pirate Bradius
у @BradiusZero
Never wear a butt plug to your MRI
appointment. My god...
7’ 9.
ever heard:
Chris Goodnow, an estimated a, к
Valley attorney, has picked ира у
client who is suing a sex toy
Company. Said client purchased
butt plug that was advertised 5
as “100% silicone”. Client wears
butt plug to MRI appointment.
Much to dismay, butt
plug in fact has a metallic core.
Butt plug is accelerated at the
speed of sound into client's
chest cavity. Described in memo a
as “anal гай gun”. Client
major injuries.