Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and can give it voice commands via alexa! love the f

Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet
of Things! control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is
bluetooth enabled and can give it voice commands via alexa!
love the future!
Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology
own is a printer from 2004 and keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it
if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
Security technicians: *takes a deep swig of whiskey* wish had
been born in the neolithic.