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Japan Calls in the army after
10 people bears.
Behind Soft Paywall
The
4} 10.7к
О 725
8 A
So you're probably thinking, how we get of the
bears? Well over in Korea, there's a species of
burrowing lizard which eats bear cubs in their dens.
But you say- then aren't we stuck with burrowing
lizards? That's when we import gorillas from
Uganda, who see the lizards as a form of mobile
steak.
Now you're probably saying, "but now we have
gorillas all over Japan, isn't that worse than bears?",
and that's the beautiful part. In the winter the
aorillas freeze to death.