А LETTER ТО ALL ALIENS SPYING EARTH'S WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS: DEAR ALIENS, IGNORE EVERY THING THAT NASA AND THE SPACE NERD SCIENTISTS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL, LEGITIMATE, HONEST ST

А LETTER ТО ALL ALIENS SPYING
EARTH'S WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS:
DEAR ALIENS,
IGNORE EVERY THING THAT NASA AND THE SPACE
NERD SCIENTISTS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE
ONLY OFFICIAL, LEGITIMATE, HONEST STATEMENT
OF ALL THE PEOPLES AND GOVERNMENTS OF
PLANET EARTH. ALL OF COLLECTIVELY,
WITHOUT THAT:
EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH
WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR
OUR ENTIRE PLANET IS A BOMB
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
WE WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE OUR OPINION
IGNORE EVERYTHING THEY PUT ON VOYAGER 1